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THESE INCREDIBLY CREEPY PEOPLE TAKE CLINGY TO ANOTHER LEVEL
Have you ever been so infatuated with someone that all you want to do is text them all day and night? You can’t sleep because all you can think about is them? What are they doing all day? Do they miss you? How much? Did that girl just look at them funny? Ugh, you are so in love that you just want to take your boo, squish their face, kiss it all over and then eat it. Yup. Creepy? Incredibly. Here are 10 other creepsters that take clingy to a whole new level… Read more.
15 REASONS WHY HAVING A DOG IS BETTER THAN HAVING A BOYFRIEND
Everyone wants to find a partner they can live happily ever after with. This means we desperately swipe right on Tinder and flirt at bars, at the gym or even at Trader Joes for an eligible man who might be, “the One.” Yes, having a boyfriend sounds like a must, but when you find someone that means you have to take care of them. You have to make them feel special, cook for them, boost their ego, watch dumb movies they want to watch, and sleep next to them while they snore in your ear or fart in their sleep. You also can’t watch Keeping up with the Kardashians whenever you want and without judgement. It’s horrible… Read more.
15 REASONS BEING A SERVER DOESN’T PAY ENOUGH
Servers are lucky if they make minimum wage. Their hourly wage is usually a joke, and restaurants get away with this because they assume people will tip. And we all know how that goes… Read more.
YOUR 20’S, 30’S, AND 40’S: WHERE YOU THOUGHT YOU’D BE VS. WHERE YOU ARE
When you were a young girl, all bright eyed and bushy tailed and excited about everything life had to offer you, you’d act out with your Ken and Barbie doll what your life will look like in your 20’s, 30’s, and beyond. This is of course before Ken made you cry when he cheated on you with Malibu Barbie, and then told you that he wanted to make it up to you by buying you the Barbie limo with the hot tub and then you guys bought the Barbie Mansion and Lived happily ever after… Read more.
HOW TO SEND A SUCCESSFUL DICK PIC
It took 32 years, but I finally received my first dick pic. Now let me explain. I have always been the girl saying that no girl ever wants to receive a dick pic. Ever. And while I’m not a huge fan of the idea of them, I now realize that there are ways that you can send a successful dick pic without seeming like a total creep. Here are some tips on how to send a successful and non-threatening dick pic…. Read more.
BIG CITY SPRINTER
Over the past few months running has become a major theme in my life. No, I’m not running away from my problems (I have dealt with the fact that I am going to die alone head on), and I’m not suffering from a case of the runs (although if you are, I hear Imodium works wonders). I’ve been doing a lot of running because I have been training for a Half Marathon…Read more.
ASK A NEW YORKER
Every woman is looking for the perfect package: smart, funny, sensitive (but not in that weak, sad way). Not too long ago, I found a guy who seemed to fit the bill. We went on several dates that included lots of movies and sleepovers. Everything was going well except for one thing: we hadn’t had sex. Read more.
WEIGHING IN ON THE OSCARS AND THAT WHOLE C*NT THING
There has been a whole lot of buzz since Sunday night’s Oscars. Several websites, interviews, and news sources have expressed outrage over Seth MacFarlane’s sexist comments and his now infamous boob song. (Thanks Seth, I can’t get that stupid, douchey song out of my head.) I guess he made his point if everyone can’t stop talking about him. Read more.